Pope Lonergan, author of I’ll Die After Bingo: The Unlikely Story of My Decade as a Care Home Assistant, chooses his top five books about getting older.
1 The Wrestling by Simon Garfield
I’m a wrestling zealot. When I was a kid I was lucky enough to go to a WWE (née WWF) show in London. Next to the entranceway there was a 77-year-old wrestler called Mae Young and my lifelong BF Louie and I patted her arm as she passed through. Afterwards we noticed some skin cells on our hands and, as a spontaneous gesture of devotion, we licked them off. Like we loved wrestling so much we wanted to consume a tiny bit of a wrestler. Proper nutbag kids.
2 Harvest Moon: Portrait of a Nursing Home by Sallie Tisdale
One of the few day-to-day accounts of care home living. It’s like I’ll Die After Bingo but without lines such as “I was wearing a haemorrhoid as a cufflink”. It was written in the ’80s but most of the problems remain. Dispiriting.
3 House Mother Normal by BS Johnson