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The Golden Spurtle: A porridge-making championship that feeds the soul

Beyond the joyful absurdity of the porridge competition, this story is not just about oats

I first arrived in the village of Carrbridge in the Scottish Highlands armed with a vague plan to find the Chieftain of the Golden Spurtle, Charlie Miller. On a rainy Sunday morning, with no idea how else to begin, I wandered into morning mass in the local chapel. I sat at the back and copped a few inquisitive glances from various churchgoers. After the service, I was invited for tea and a biscuit in the church’s back room by some parishioners who decided they would lead me down the main road to Charlie’s house. 

I found myself on his couch, again holding another cup of tea. The first question posed to me by the soon-to-be outgoing Chieftain, with a mug resting on one knee and a small tower of biscuits miraculously balanced on the other, was dry and direct as he leaned in close to me: “What are your intentions?” 

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That question led me into an obsession with porridge, competitive porridge-making, and documenting the village that champions the foodstuff that built a nation. 

Porridge is no small thing in Scottish history. Archaeological evidence suggests that oats were being consumed by Stone Age communities of the Outer Hebrides. The Romans then are credited with bringing domesticated oats to Britain in the first century CE.

By the Middle Ages, porridge had become synonymous with the Scottish table, prepared not only as a warming breakfast but also cooled, cut into slabs, and carried into the fields as portable fuel for long days of work. Porridge is a dish that reflected Scotland’s landscape and resourcefulness, and it remained a constant presence woven into folklore, poetry and national identity.

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A simple bowl that connects today’s kitchens to Scotland’s most ancient past, and most importantly, to be always stirred with a wooden stick – the spurtle.  

So, what of the humble oat today? Enter The Golden Spurtle, a decades-long porridge-making championship where contestants from around the world vie to make the most perfectly rounded bowl. They use just three ingredients: oats, water and salt – all happening in the colosseum of Carrbridge Village Hall. 

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The challenge we faced in shooting this documentary was evident: how to find excitement in the repetitive act of stirring a bowl of porridge? The answer lay in the characters. There was an endless cast of charming and quirky porridge makers whose trials and tribulations we followed, all leading to the day of the competition itself:

Ian Bishop, a Carrbridge local in ill health who won the competition 15 years ago and decided to take up the porridge pan one last time. Lisa Williams, a two-time champion, equal parts revered and feared for her gifts in all things oat. Nick Barnard, a seven-time finalist and English health food company founder. Toby Wilson, an Australian taco chef who travels halfway across the world to try his luck a second time. 

But ultimately, what emerged was not only a film about the competitors. Our time in the village circled back to Charlie’s final year as Chieftain and the soft, slow pull of sickness and ageing. The film ends with him gazing out of a window and, unprompted, musing on the landscape before him: 

“I’m beginning to get the smell of woodsmoke from the evening fires. A bit poetic but I love the smell … What was it that Saint Paul said? I am a citizen of no mean city.” 

Beyond the joyful absurdity of the porridge competition, this story is not just about oats. What we see in Carrbridge is a community delicate, enduring, and deeply tied to place. It is about how an ancient grain, once the daily fuel of crofters and farmers, now finds new expression in a village hall filled with laughter, rivalry and ritual.

A bowl of porridge may be simple, but in its stirring is an act of remembrance, of connection to land and to one another. 

The Golden Spurtle is in cinemas from 12 September

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