But below Bieber! I think that says it all.
How do you cope in a world where everyone says offensive things and is simultaneously so quick to take offence?
I probably do go over the top a little bit with the faux arrogance. I don’t know if it has the same impact since Trump. When you’ve got a president tweeting much worse things than I say ironically, I can’t push the boundaries enough. People go, “Yeah that was quite offensive, but not as bad as the leader of the free world – and he means it!” It is a challenge to be as arrogant and as stupid as the President of the United States, but I’m trying.
You have been very successful in multiple fields – but hasn’t Trump proved that with ego and a certain way on Twitter you could have ended up in a much higher office?
I don’t know if it was him. Looking back I think it could have been anyone because of the swell of alt-right and hatred of liberals. It’s like one of those Eighties movies when a few billionaires get together: “I bet we can make America’s biggest moron become president,” and someone says: “You’re on, Hargreaves, see you in one year!” Somebody somewhere is trying to prove a point about humanity.
Being the seventh most influential person on Twitter… It’s like saying you’ve got the seventh best fatal disease
Has humanity peaked?
I don’t know that we are on a downward slide, this is a blip. I think it’ll be like scar tissue. Hopefully the world might learn a lesson from it. But ever since there was society, powerful people have confused and lied. And the basic lie is making the masses blame each other.
Does a part of you enjoy offending people who don’t get the joke?
No, it gets in the way and muddies the issue, that’s not what I’m trying to do. I don’t need to court controversy. I usually explain my jokes, I actually want people to know the point of a joke and what side I’m on. Because I’m proud of it. I don’t go out willy-nilly to offend people then say, “Oh, it’s just a joke.” I’m not one of these comedians who thinks comedy is conscience taking a day off. My conscience never takes a day off.
Is it a defence mechanism for someone to be offended by a joke but to ignore the sometimes serious point of the joke?
I remember Paul Hollywood was slammed in every paper for going to a fancy dress party as a Nazi. Right – bit clumsy, bit crass, bit boring. I tweeted, OK, enough now – there are actual Nazis marching on the street, let’s stop having a go at a Scouse baker. That sort of thing makes everything look trivial. You have to pick your battles. I’m a fan of political correctness, but it gets mugged and mistreated. However unpopular or however unpleasant something is, freedom of speech does trump everything, no pun intended. You have to be able to offend. You have the right to run around being a complete fucking arsehole and everyone else has the right to call you an arsehole, but just because you can be an arsehole, you don’t have to be. Sometimes I get lumped in. People see me tackling taboo subjects, like race, and they think that must be racist. Jokes about bad things aren’t as bad as the bad thing, they’re not even condoning the bad thing, they could be anti-the bad thing. But people get offended when they mistake the subject of the joke for the target, and they’re not necessarily the same thing.
Christians often aren’t great fans of yours. If God really did exist would the world be better?
It might be if he was all he’s cracked up to be. If he was a really omnipresent, all-powerful, loving God then sure. It makes me laugh when people say, “God loves you and he gave you free will so you can worship him or go to hell.” To me that isn’t free will! I’m happy with us being animals with however many years we’ve got, then our atoms return to the atmosphere, float around and get dispersed. We’re all going to return to the stars that made us one day.
Something to look forward to… You’re also passionate about animal rights. Should hunting laws be changed so it’s legal to hunt hunters?
These rich American dentists who want to go kill something, let them sort out the poachers. I’m talking about cruel acts, not about people who cleanly shoot a pheasant and eat it with their family. It’s more the psychology of why people like to kill. Imagine if a vet paid you to put your cat down because he got off on it. And then said, “Do you mind if I take a selfie? Do you mind if I kill it with a bow and arrow today?” Blood sports, bull fighting… Why is someone torturing a bull in a ring for entertainment? Sometimes the bull is bled first so they’re weak, their horns are blunted, their tendons cut. That animal is already fucked and angry, for some fucking sequinned cunt to prance around and torture it. Fucking psychopath. Why do these posh cunts on horseback want to see a terrified fox ripped to pieces? You want to kill something.
My conscience never takes a day off.
Some people will have been offended by your language more than what you’re describing.
Of course. People want to hide in the dark.
Does humanity have anything going for it?
It’s amazing. Being alive is amazing. Being alive is this multibillion-to-one shot. A little blob of proteinaceous spawn and after three-and-a-half billion years of evolution we’ve come to these amazing upright primates who invented art. We’re here, and then we’re gone. How arrogant to expect two helpings of that. People say, what’s the point of life? What they mean is what’s the point if it’s going to be over soon. That makes no sense to me. You don’t eat a lovely meal going, “Oh, there’s no point in eating this because I’ll be hungry again soon.” You’re watching a film, go, “Oh, I might as well stop watching because it ends soon.” Enjoy it!
Can you tell us about your next piece of art?
The working title is After Life.
Haven’t we just decided the afterlife is not worth waiting for?
It’s after life. I play a guy whose wife has died, I’m devastated and I nearly kill myself but I think well, if I’m going to live, I’m going to do what I want, say what I want from now on. And when it gets all too much I can always end it. So it’s like a superpower. But I can’t wait to do another stand-up show. I could give everything else up.
Is the desire to be on the road still there?
You say on the road, I’m not in the back of a Transit van. It is the most luxurious tour invented, I pick my places and stay in castles, but I do it because I love every minute. I think art is making a connection with strangers. I’ve realised what an absolute privilege it is to say what I want to 10,000 people a night. I suppose that is my “I was here.”
Ricky Gervais: Humanity is now streaming on Netflix
