Moving 16 times in 20 years has made me prone to minimalism. A vanload or two and I can be gone from or installed in an address, depending on my luck that year. I detail a sliver of life in each postcode where I have lived in the script of my show, 16 Postcodes. I perform the postcodes selected by the audience each night as 16 is too many to perform and really, too many to live in but here we are. Here I am. In London, still.
Why have you moved so often, I get asked by people curious about the show. Well, it has not been out of design or choice. I did not know when I moved here in 2004 that house prices would rise as exponentially as they did while wages barely moved, pricing me out of purchasing a place of my own despite near continuous employment.
I didn’t realise the price of proximity to that employment would keep me a renter, subject to the whims of landlords and market forces. I did not foresee being an embodiment of Generation Rent.
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My first landlord inActon, West London, was a baptism of fire. He withheld an enormous deposit until I informed him my father was a solicitor and couldn’t wait to meet him. My father is not a solicitor. But I came to London to be an actor and my training certainly came in handy for that negotiation.
In Camberwell I rented from a lovely couple at a reasonable rate. What a shame the flat was infested with mice despite the best efforts of exterminators. When they penetrated our fridge we knew the battle was lost and it was time to move on. We gave our notice and stayed with friends and partners. When I went to do the ‘Big Clean’ before our final departure I saw no more evidence of the mice… no droppings or grease marks as previously observed. But that was only because an enormous rat had taken residence in the sitting room, I realised as it lolloped past me, bold as you like while I froze armed with nothing more than a scourer and a bottle of Cif.









