I want to pay tribute to the night.
Nighttime gets a bad rap. According to every horror film ever made, it’s the time when Bad Stuff happens. Politicians are forever wringing their hands over the night, especially nightlife: that loose, drink-fuelled time when normal everyday morals don’t apply. When you can dress more sleazily, speak more freely, walk up to strangers and say “I fancy you”. Things you’d never do at 3pm in a Tesco (unless you’re a creep).
You can picture politicos at home on a Friday evening, binge-watching a box-set, but their minds distracted by the thought of what is happening out there, in the dark. As Paul Chatterton says in his book Urban Nightscapes, the night fills the ruling set with dread. They’re always kickstarting “nighttime moral panics”, he says, where they talk down the “nighttime economy” – pubs, clubs, late-night chippies, and that mainstay of every youthful venture into the dark: the vomitous night bus home – as a “site of excess, vice and crime”.
The pub was the great socialiser of the next generation, where they learnt how to handle their booze and to move and shake with real adults
You see this all the time, this nightphobia, as we might call it. You see it in officialdom’s dire warnings about binge-drinking, which is basically three pints: what most people consider the hors d’oeuvres to a night out. You can see it in the Daily Mail’s weird penchant for sending photographers to capture sozzled, mini-skirted northern girls holding on to lampposts for dear life or Ben Sherman-sporting lads having a bit of a barney outside a kebab shop – pics splashed under headlines like “BROKEN BRITAIN”.
You can see it in the growth of police powers to disperse yoofs who gather at night. Fifteen and 16-year-olds used to go to pubs, where they’d have to behave themselves or risk the wrath of older folks chewing their ears off for being naff, childish drinkers. The pub was the great socialiser of the next generation, where they learnt how to handle their booze and to move and shake with real adults.
But clampdowns on teens in bars means they now drink in parks or at bus stops. And so the cops have devised new means to drive them away. Some forces shine halogen lights on gangs of young’uns, blinding them off the streets. Some bus stops now emit a shrill noise more audible to youthful ears than older ones. The authorities are obsessed with driving scallywags out of the night, with purifying the night.