In 1990, the UK reconnected to mainland Europe for the first time since the Ice Age. At a ceremonial meeting on 1 December, 75 metres beneath the sea, Channel Tunnel construction workers who’d started at either side and met in the middle brought gifts for each other that defined their homeland. The French turned up with Champagne, of course; the British handed over a Paddington soft toy.
But it is only with the release of Paddington in Peru that this mascot of Britain is officially British. He even received a genuine passport from the Home Office.
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In some ways, his journey to citizenship was a long one, Paddington was first introduced in Michael Bond’s books in 1958 after all, but in others it was a bit too simple.
This time last year, my wife was taking her Life in the UK test to be granted citizenship. Hers probably seemed a longer journey than Paddington’s: coming here to study, part-time waitressing jobs, meeting me, graduation, employment, deciding to keep meeting me until we moved in together and got married.
I wrote at the time about the triviality of the questions asked during the test. Apart from assisting with the answers of a few questions on The Chase, the relevance of historical battles, Henry VIII’s wives and parliamentary peculiarities don’t help us understand much about life in the UK today.