Five years, that’s all we could have had. The Asteroid 99942 Apophis was discovered in 2004 and for a worrying spell it looked like the 335-metre rock could hit our planet on 13 April 2029.
On the Torino scale that classifies the impact risk of asteroids and comets – 0 being no risk, 10 being familiar to dinosaurs – Apophis scored the highest ranking ever (so far) of 4 before being downgraded. In 2029 it’ll miss us by 31,000km (20,000 miles), which is far if you had to walk but 10 times closer to us than the moon in orbit. Nasa reassuringly states that astronomers “conclude that there is no risk of Apophis impacting our planet for at least a century”. So maybe 100 years, that’s all we’ve got.
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Plenty of other planetary threats will get us before then. An ecological asteroid could already take partial credit for wiping out Scotland’s first minister last week. The power-sharing agreement between the SNP and Greens collapsed after it became clear the government’s environmental targets – cutting carbon emissions by 75% by 2030 – would be missed. Humza Yousaf felt he had to resign.
The Greens hold a kingmaking position in Holyrood due to proportional representation. The Scottish parliament is designed to make a single-party majority unlikely. Speaking about it with the Big Issue in March, outgoing SNP MP Mhairi Black said: “I’m in favour of proportional representation because it represents what society looks like much better, but also because no one party has a monopoly. It forces you to listen, engage and work with other people.”
Since that interview, I’ve had the dubious pleasure of being tagged in countless comments on social media directed at Black. That interview wasn’t about party politics but about a political system that has worn out someone still in their 20s, and I get a tiny taste of why with each notification. Few commentators have read the interview, instead skipping straight to puerile bullying and misogyny.