What with all the bent politicians and shit-filled rivers, it’s getting ever harder to feel proud of Britain. But there is one thing that we Brits seem to be excelling at in the post-Brexit era: idleness. Our level of productivity (the amount we actually produce per hours worked) is way behind that of workforces in other developed societies such as Germany, France and America.
I don’t know about you, but this makes my heart swell. I think it’s wonderful that we are a nation of feckless feet-draggers who refuse to conform to the demented and futile work ethic that governs more conformist societies.
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It seems we put the hours in at work but don’t really do much with them. And why should we? Hard work offers very few assurances any more. The only thing that motivates any of us to put extra hours in for the boss is the avoidance of unemployment and starvation. Those of us who stay late don’t do so because we think it will lead to a promotion, a pay rise and a bigger house. We do it because we are desperate not to get made redundant and left at the mercy of a welfare state that, these days, looks less like a safety net and more like a gigantic shredder of the human soul.
I saw a newspaper column recently by a smiling woman with a posh name who complained about workshy youngsters. She compared her younger self very favourably, boasting about the amount she ‘hustled’ to get where she wanted to be. Maybe she did hustle. Maybe she put in more hours than she was being paid for, neglecting her health and her relationships in the process. And maybe she thinks it was all worth it because she ended up getting to write self-regarding columns about what a success story she is.
But she is overlooking the role that luck plays in any success story.