On we go. The age of the blame game is truly swinging! Dig in, daddy-o. We’re going to be here for a while.
It’s the students’ fault! Lock them up. For what? Spreading Covid. Being young. Something… who cares! It’s them.
Actually, it’s your fault. What for? For not following the ever-changing, ever-evolving, increasingly complicated guidance on how to be in the world right now. Get it wrong? You’ll get a fine, loser!
It’s the migrants’ fault. Stick them on an island in the South Atlantic until they can be processed. It’s the only way. Unless there are massive portable wave machines tied to boats to make huge walls of water in the Channel and scare them away.
Actually, it’s the EU’s fault. No, it’s the hauliers. In fact, it’s the metropolitan liberal elite.
Also, it’s your fault if the algorithm calculating the essential Universal Credit you need as you lose your job doesn’t provide what you’re entitled to. It’s everywhere and nowhere, baby! There’s no responsibility. It’s a riot!