“This is the lesbian renaissance”
“We don’t want rainbow capitalism”
“Dykes for trans rights”
This was the dyke march.
The eyes of both marches met and there was cheering, for the diversity of nature, for the diversity of sexuality.
A few weeks later, I am stood next to Gandhi in Parliament Square. This time banners include “Women of colour in the global women’s strike” and “No jail for peaceful protest”.
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This is a gathering for those given longer sentences for planning peaceful protest than those who have recently committed actual violent protest. I talked to scientists and activists and activist scientists and nervously went to speak. I felt a little fraudulent when so many are at the frontline of the battle. I decided to perform poetry. One about the Restore Nature Now march and one about soup and art.
An iceberg crumbles
A species dies
A glacier retreats
The world fries
So humdrum
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This destruction
The fires that rage
Don’t make the pages
Fails to stir a paid opinion
The artless typists
Waiting for something
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to be truly pissed about
Add the complexity of life
And their companionship with capitalism
doesn’t drip ink
Doesn’t lubricate the pen
BUT SOUP!
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SOUP !
SOUP!
The whoops of easy outrage
For soup on sunflowers
Broth on Van Gogh
Like vichyssoise on Vermeer
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Like custard on a Klimt
Like lasagne on a Leonardo
Trifle on a Turner
Or meringues and mango mousse on a Modigliani
Pot Noodle at a Pissarro
What next!!
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Throwing faces at masterpieces!!
Black Forest gateau on a Gauguin
Is worse than the deforestation of the Amazon
Celery soup on a Sisley
Is worse than sewage in the Severn
Placing pate on a Picasso
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Is worse than pesticidal genocide
The ability to regrow a rainforest
Or rebuild an atmosphere
May take more effort than
Wiping Vegemite off a Vermeer
Or waffles off a Warhol
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(which is something he might have wanted)
Better to butcher a planet
Than bouillabaisse a Basquiat
I am again empowered by others. Who said you get more right wing when you become middle aged.
Though there are loud people trying to drag us back, over the last few weeks, we have seen more and more people demand that those who want to move forward are given space and given platforms.
Robin Ince is a comedian, writer and broadcaster.His book Bibliomaniac (Atlantic Books, £10.99) is out now. You can buy it from The Big Issue shop on Bookshop.org, which helps to support The Big Issue and independent bookshops.
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