Clearly there is one universal talking point. If you thought it was the weather or the health service
or even the diminishing size of Mars bars, think again. It’s potholes. The great modern curse. They are everywhere. Literally.
To support this thesis, I give you The Terminator. Last week an online video appeared showing Arnold Schwarzenegger taking matters into his own hands. Cars and bikes on the street where he lived were suffering terrible damage, he said, when they came a cropper in a giant gash in the road. So, as local authorities were not dealing with this, he and some friends decided to get some asphalt and repair the thing themselves. Imagine driving down the street and seeing that happening. Next week, pollarding with Sylvester Stallone. Then a move to guttering and other small maintenance projects with Jason Statham. Far be it from me to judge Arnie’s endeavours, but I don’t think he compressed enough. A bit of weather and a few wheels and he’ll be back. That’s potholes for you!
The Arnie moment popped up just before President Biden delivered his speech at the Ulster University campus in Belfast. It was a very telling moment, and oddly emotional – Biden, I mean.
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Marking 25 years since the Good Friday Agreement was signed, here was the most powerful democratically elected person in the world showing up to try and shore things up. He had to walk a very thin line between calling out the DUP for blocking a return to Stormont while also not alienating the parties keen to return by showing too much passiveness towards the DUP.
As it was, he scored it right. He made it clear there was a lot of inward investment if Belfast’s devolved Assembly got back on the rails. He also allowed enough space for both sides to find a comfortable place to sit. And while you might wonder why this brief speech that walked a line was important, it’s because of this – while the situation in Northern Ireland remains a challenge, it’s not as bad as it used to be. Nothing is that bad.