Everywhere you look there’s main character energy. Insecure, cigar-smoking, creatine-fuelled gobshites, grifters and scammers, all vying for that most precious commodity of all – our attention. No wonder our nervous systems are like broken violins and our brains have turned to soup.
I suppose you could dig a bunker to get away from all the awfulness, but instead I recommend you spend some time with The Other Bennet Sister. Yes, it turns out what we really need is some side character energy. Step forward one of Pride and Prejudice’s most minor players: the bookish and bespectacled Mary Bennet.
Jane Austen famously had a low opinion of Mary. She drew her as a pedantic, uptight know-nothing who was very bad at piano, ineligible for marriage and boring to boot. The young old maid was always judging her sisters over her Professor Yaffle half-moon spectacles and making unimaginative moral pronouncements. While they bonked Bingley, dallied with Darcy and generally had more fun than she did, she had her nose in a tedious book.
Basically, as far as Austen was concerned, Mary was a stiff and the action was elsewhere.
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- I’ve written a Jane Austen spinoff for my 80th birthday. Help me sell a million copies
- Jane Austen has become my shelter against a confusing world
But what if, instead of a pious dullard, Mary was simply misunderstood? This adaptation of Janice Ludlow’s novel gives the plainest of literary plain Janes a new life as an awkward outsider struggling with social norms. Potentially neurodivergent, she picks furiously at her nails, always says the wrong thing and can’t figure out how everything is supposed to work. She’s the ultimate low-key teen rebel, and I couldn’t love her more.









